Why don't you shut up?

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling it. Just gargle and gargle".

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks refreshed and like a reborn.

Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me. No, we never had a quarrel.

Doctor: "So now you see how helpful it is to keep your mouth shut !"

May be you can follow suit.

Thank you and have a good week-end.

Love,

Prof. Dr. Alex Abraham Odikandathil