Me kidding..

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whisky and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Hey guys, warn all your friends:

That bloody ice is lethal..

Lay off ice..
But you know that I'm kidding,

stay away from all alcoholic beverages, please.....