On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, “Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here; he has risen!
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Nor shall you look for the dead among the living:
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If you are looking for the Mar Thoma Metropolitan, you may not find him among the living as he has taken his NEW 1.5 crore Mercedes for sight-seeing along the 'Rich Avenue'... You may take his 3-year old Mercedes at a reduced price. And that's the way out for you...
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Still sticking around? Searching for Theophilus Suffragan? He too is out on a pleasure trip in his Brand New 60 Lakh priced luxury car. So, get lost.
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But you may come back to get blessed next year around this time... I mean Easter... Make sure to "put money in thy purse, though"
Thanks. HAPPY EASTER.
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Priest: “Thanks to everyone for participating in this year’s Easter Pageant. All right, kids, we need to rehearse the part where it’s Easter morning and when the first visitors arrive at Jesus’ tomb. Now who’s on this scene?”
Child 1: “I am! Matthew 28:2-5 says an angel came down from heaven to greet them.”
Child 2: “No, it wasn’t an angel! It was a ‘Young man,’ Just look at Mark 16:5!”
Child 3: “Hello! Luke 24:4 says very clearly it was ‘Two men."
Child 4: “Well, according to John 20:1-2, nobody was there.”
Priest: “Children, the contradictions don’t matter! What matters is that we unquestioningly accept the magic of the resurrection even within the face of such glaring contradictions within the story.”
Child 4: “Father, that is the most wonderfully concise summary of Christianity I have ever heard.”
Priest:“Thank you, child. It is that kind of blind submission to authority that got me where I am today".
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